Superman’s picture made the front page of the Butt Daily, delivering the blow that sent Clump into dreamland, and causing Buckington’s star to rise in his own town. Buckington was well liked in Butt, but misunderstood by many; his unabashed honesty and devil may care attitude was taken by some as uncaring and self-serving, but nothing was further from the truth. He donated money to several causes he believed in, and tons of food to the homeless in Butt, all without fanfare or praise, but for the satisfaction of a job well done.

Because of the Internet and YouTube, Buckington was becoming well known in places other than Butt. His first two forays into his online life didn’t go over so well, since throwing up on Ellen DeGeneres and then using Glo Nightly as a tackling dummy made him come off looking like a rich, handsome boob. Rhonda found, however, that Buckington’s third time was a charm, garnering him more accolades than condemnation, and more praise than put downs.

While sitting on the couch with Sue, Rhonda searched her laptop for last night’s heroics, and found it under “Billionaire Badass.”

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