Since Dick Hare came to Butt, Texas, he's been happier than a pig in slop, and had adventures and experiences that he never could have imagined as a small town, Alaskan writer. But now, an unwelcome visitor has come calling to the Butt Spread in the form of the odious Billy Bobby Bawlz and his uncouth girlfriend, Fay Kinnett. Billy Bobby's making the Butt crew miserable, but Butt's namesake and billionaire benefactor, Buckington Butt III, has recently embarked on a path of personal betterment, and is determined to help Bawlz get back on his feet after a stint in a New Jersey prison.

As the kickoff of Abe John's tour as Johnny Starr (backed up by Joosie and the Poosay Fartz) looms, with a national debut on the Opry stage on Christmas Day, the fast friends of Butt have to overcome the crude tornado of Bawlz while entertaining a legendary rocker and getting ready to launch Abe's career into the stratosphere.

Follow along on the exciting adventure of a road trip to New York City, Nashville, and beyond in The Village of Butt: Threesome!

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EXCERPTS from The Village of Butt: Threesome

• Halloween Hijinks
• "Billionaire Badass"
• Open Mic Night
• Clint Eastwood
• Buckington's TV Interview
• Nashville Fun
• A Night At The Opry
• Bewbs & Poos