“Watch out, Billy Ray,” Buckington said, smiling. “You might just get lucky and get laid tonight. Wait, do old farts like you two still do the nasty, in and out, hot and wet boning, thing?”

“We still have our moments,” Billy Ray said. “And if I do get lucky tonight, then that would top off a wonderful day.”

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“Although that wouldn’t be necessary,” Cosmo said thoughtfully. “It certainly wouldn’t be a problem in finding you housing. Buckington owns rental properties all over Butt and Upper Butt, and even a few in Crotch… and you could certainly purchase a home, if that’s your wish.”

“I own rental properties?” Buckington asked clueless. “Well, that’s nudes to me. If I ever knew how much shit I really owned, my head would probably fall off and get hauled away with this week's trash.”

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“That’s no problem,” Buckington said. “You can store it in the garage, in my bus.”

“Your bus has a garage?” Billy Ray asked. “God, what don’t you have?”

“I don’t have warts on my gonads,” Buckington said, smiling. “And I ain’t hung like a cigarette butt, like Sue said earlier. Come to think of it, there’s a lot of things I don’t have, but it’s all the shit that I wouldn’t want anyway. So, Poos, you make your phone calls, and me, Dick, and Abe will move all your stuff. It don’t get no better than that.”

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