“What’s wrong?” Rhonda Voo asked, plunking her perfect ass onto her fiance's lap. “Are you still having trouble finding a job, you handsome hunk of a man?”

“Does a Catholic bear Pope in the woods?” Buckington said sadly. “Everybody said I don’t have no experience, and the dude at Butt Explosion said I need a dynamite license or somethin’. Shit, I've been dynamite my whole life, and I never needed a license before.”

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