““I’d have to agree,” I said, thanking the Lord the offer would be a local gig. “It would be difficult to find many girls better looking than these two lovelies.”

“What do you think, Rhonda?” Sue asked, smiling. “We use The Smell Of Butt all the time. Remember, you told me it covers up the stench of Buckington?”

“Hey now,” Buckington said, rubbing his chin. “That’s not a very nice thing to say. I smell better than at least half the men in the world, and better than most of them.”

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