“Buy out the whole store if you want to,” Buckington said. “If the Mexicans don’t eat it, we will. It sure as hell won’t go to waste. Wait, since drinks and food turn into pee and poop, it really will go to waste. I never thought of that before. My mind is always workin’, but for some reason, it never gets paid for all the work it does.”

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