“It was only meant one way, you chucklehead,” Sue said smartly. “Poncho, you can come too if you’d like.”

“I’m fine right here, Hon,” Poncho said. “But thanks so much for the invitation. I’ve had a long day, including a really long walk. Buckington, would you mind if I took a shower before the concert.”

“You can take a shit if you want to,” Buckington said. “Just don’t do it in my toilet, ‘cause that’s a special place, for very special times. Could one of you show Poncho where one of the downstairs bathrooms are? I’d do it myself, but I never remember where all those fuckers are,

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